Category Satire

The American Flag is a Symbol of Hate With No Place In Our Vibrant Democracy. Take It Down!

By Erik Mugabe The United States of America was founded by slave-owning white supremacists. The American flag is literally a symbol of slavery, white supremacy, and Native-American genocide. Good people do not disagree on these points. The American founders were all racist, cis-gendered, heterosexist white males. This is 2020; why are these ugly rags, we […]

Trans-Differently-Abled Suffer Growing Persecution — Diversity Chronicle

By Dr. Julius Berkshire-Yoweri MD, P.h.D. Some people have never heard of the trans-differently-abled. They are a community of special people who are forced to live with body parts that are not truly part of them. They are at the center of the world’s next great civil rights struggle. Many thoughtful observers believe that their […] […]

Progressives Threaten Peaceful Violence In The Wake of Rising Microaggressions

Originally posted on Diversity Chronicle:
by Dr. Trifecta Tyrone Washington II, D.D., Ph.D, Distinguished Civil Rights Leader Progressives are rightly outraged at the recent spate of white-male terrorist incidents across the US. Whites are attacking innocent people of color, women, sexual minorities, and the trans community. We will no longer stand by and allow this…

Progressives Condemn Racist and Islamophobic European Advocates For Women

Originally posted on Diversity Chronicle:
By Werombi Towradji A new organization that claims to advocate on behalf of women has come under fire, with allegations that, despite appearances to the contrary, it actually seeks to stealthily spread racial hatred and Islamophobic bigotry. Despite all their rhetoric about “rape,” the so-called European Advocates For Women is…

Progressive Professor Urges White Male Students to Commit Suicide During Class

Originally posted on Diversity Chronicle:
By Ivan Fernando “If you are a white male, you don’t deserve to live. You are a cancer, you’re a disease, white males have never contributed anything positive to the world! They only murder, exploit and oppress non-whites! At least a white woman can have sex with a black man…

Zimbabwe Announces Ambitious Plans For A Final Solution To White Racism

Originally posted on Diversity Chronicle:
By Ivan Fernando Last Thursday, Robert Mugabe the President of Zimbabwe, announced plans for the beginning of a “Holocaust” against all whites in the country. The announcement was made at a speech attended by over 10,000 citizens and by several other African leaders and heads of state, as well as…

Snap Elections In Sweden Bring Islamic Jihad Party Government To Power

Originally posted on Diversity Chronicle:
By Ray Charleston Last week the world saw an exciting new development as Sweden was declared an Islamic nation under Sharia law. For those who may have missed the news, over the last several years more and more Muslim refugees have been peacefully migrating to Sweden in search of a…

Hillary Clinton Disses Black Lives Are Important, Refusing To Perform Sex Acts On African-Americans!

Originally posted on Diversity Chronicle:
By Enrique Alvarez Yesterday Hillary Clinton revealed her true color (White) once again. During a speech on sex inequalities in hiring, several activists from Black Lives Are Important climbed onto the stage. For readers who may not be aware, Black Lives Are Important, or BLAI, are a group of African-Americans…

Nintendo’s War on Women, Minorities and Democracy

Originally posted on Diversity Chronicle:
Special Investigative Report with Ray Charlston If you are like many people 30 and under you may have grown up on video games. Perhaps your family had a Nintendo Entertainment System, Super Nintendo, Gameboy, or a Nintendo 64. Perhaps you or your children own a Nintendo Wii. You may think…

Eighteen Year Old Woman Goes On Killing Spree, Declares War On The Patriarchy, Divides Feminists

Originally posted on Diversity Chronicle:
By Werombi Towradji “Every male is a legitimate target. Every male is a rapist and an abuser of women! There are no exceptions! Even little boys will grow up to one day abuse women in some way or another. They too are legitimate targets.” So said young Anna Feldman in…